- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

who's a slut... you're mom

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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