How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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Sarah Palin

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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