T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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