Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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