A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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