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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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