Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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