Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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A man died.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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A dyslexic blind man

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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8===D

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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