Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Double-whammy

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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