A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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