What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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