- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

one stop shop

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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