- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Your Mom

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

And Stephen Hawking said.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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