- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

What's red, blue & green all over?

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

What? Huh?

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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