Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

I just threw up..In my pants.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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