- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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