If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

feminists.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

haha black people :D

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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