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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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