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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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