A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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