Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What's 9+10 Ebola

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

wots brown and smells like shite shite

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

read this sentence again.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...