What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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