- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Barack Obama is a good president.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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