What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Michael Brown

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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A American seeking into mexico

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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