- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What do black people eat? Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

The holocaust

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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