What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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