- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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