a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

João Duarte reads this.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

So a jew walks into a bar!

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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