- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Asian women drivers...

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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