- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

So a baby seal walks into a club

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

hey guys im gay

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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