What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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School

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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