- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What did the snake say to the rat?

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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