What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why? Why not?

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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