- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

wael.. nuff said

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

jd and zach loves vigina

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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