What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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