- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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