Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

binladin walks into the american seals

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

homosexual rights to marriage

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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