*prepares this to get negative votes*

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

The child was fired from his job.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Anti Joke

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