- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs