What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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Bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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