- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

your face

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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