- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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