Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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Matthew Baker

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Everybody will die

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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