- Anti Joke

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"