- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Stephen Hawking

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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