- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Women's rights

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Click here to end the world.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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