What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Men

Why did the fish fly It didn't

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Where's the soap?

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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