- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

NEVER

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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