- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

were at work systems r down

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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