Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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What's big and purple? Barney

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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The WPGA tour

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Racial Equality

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Your mother just died.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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