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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Barack Obama.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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