Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What's 2+2? Fish

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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