What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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8--------------------- penis

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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