A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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Women's rights

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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