- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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