- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

matt is fat

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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