One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

anus

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A man goes to the potty.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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