- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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