What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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your face

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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what do you call a black guy african american

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You're a big fat monkey.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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