PENIS lol

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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The Qur'an

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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