Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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