- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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