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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What do you call an arab ?

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Racial Equality

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

LO AND BEHOLD!

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

I'm rick james bitch

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

people magazine

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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