Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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96

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Well this is pointless.....

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CHORGLUND

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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