- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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